WELCOME TO OUR PRODUCTION CENTER where we make "SERIOUS TOYS JUST FOR FUN"
and our motto is: "Drive it like you stole it."
We hope you enjoy the show. We will display a new bazaart addition soon. Just wait 'till you see what we do next!
Nothing you see here is for sale. However, we do solicit support for the Roth Estate and the Sam Barris Tribute.
WHAT'S HERE:
THE WAGEN MEISTER. Rated: The Wagen Meister was built by Ed Roth, husband of “Trixie”, and creator of the well known Rat Fink character as well as the Outlaw, Beatnik Bandit, and Surfite show cars. “Big Daddy” is a charter member of the National Rod and Custom Car Hall of Fame (HOF) and the Cruisin’ HOF and is a member of the International Show Car Association (ISCA) HOF. Used by him as a novelty parade vehicle, the Wagen Meister is a two time ISCA International Class Champion as well as an American and Canadian show winner. It has been featured in magazines, video clips, the Baltimore Festival of the Arts, the IHRA Junior Dragster Nationals, the Canadian Street Rod Nationals, and numerous charity functions. It is one of the very few Ed Roth creations in private hands and will eventually be retired to a museum. Last update: 10/01/01.
THE CANDY INFERNO. Rated: The Candy Inferno is a 1998 Pocket Bike, customized by Boyd Coddington. Boyd, also a charter member of the National Rod and Custom Car HOF and the Cruisin’ HOF, as well as a member of the Grand National Roadster Show HOF, the ISCA HOF and the Specialty Equipment Market Association (SEMA) HOF, has created some of the best known roadsters, hot rods, and show cars in the country. Although its only 30 inches long, the Candy Inferno can reach speeds of 75 mph. The multicolored candy flames are on both the inside and outside of the entire body and fenders. Of course it has a one off set of Genuine B. Coddington wheels. The Candy Inferno is also a two time ISCA International Class Champion and both an American and Canadian Show Winner. Last update: 04/24/01.
BAREFOOT ONE. Rated: Direct from the Nation's Capitol comes a Razor fit for a President. Secretly assembled by a team of high level government officials, and driven around the White House (in our state of the art Mighty Quick shop truck/hearse), this pro street presidential scooter is an ISCA International Class Champion as well as an American and Canadian show winner. Last update: 04/09/02.
THE KANDY KIDSTER. Rated: This ISCA International Class Champion and American and Canadian show winner is the security vehicle and constant companion to the Presidential Scooter Barefoot One. The Kandy Kidster represents our Speedster version of the pro street scooter line and was clocked at an unbelievable 63 mph on December 24, 2000 (in our mailman's Jeepster). The Kandy Kidster has paint by none other than Joe “The Candy Man” Bailon. Creator of the famous custom, Miss Elegance, Joe Bailon is credited with inventing Candy Apple red paint and is, you guessed it, a charter member of the National Rod and Custom Car HOF, a member of the Grand National Roadster Show HOF, and the ISCA HOF. Joe has had a hand in customizing over 1,000 cars. In addition to creating and/or modifying numerous movie star automobiles, Joe built the Olds Toronado-powered Pink Panther car, which has appeared in several movies and made many public appearances. Last update: 04/17/02.
BLOODY MARY. Rated: Bloody Mary is Mighty Quick Productions' fully customized barstool built by Ken “Posies” Fenical, another charter member of the National Rod and Custom Car HOF. Building statements since 1964, Posies is famous for such vehicles as: OrangeKrisp, Phunkie 32, and the Extremeliner. Bloody Mary is all Art Deco in keeping with Posies style and is another American and Canadian show winner and the 2002/03 ISCA International Class Champion. It was a featured barstool racer on www.barstoolracing.net. Last update: 04/20/03.
THE FALLING STAR: Rated: The Falling Star is the Mighty Quick Production’s shop bike. Stripped down and swept back for those quick jaunts through our E-ways and quick junkets throughout our exotic habitats, the Falling Star was painted by charter member of the National Rod and Custom Car HOF, member of the Grand National Roadster Show HOF, and the ISCA HOF, Gene Winfield. He is one of the great masters who builds exotic dream vehicles for the rich and famous, as well as the television and movie industry. Last update: 10/26/04.
SCOOTS. Rated: When we said we wanted to go racing on a shoe string, we meant that literally. How about 300 mph inline skates built by Mighty Quick in collaboration with George and Brett Barris? Yeah, that George Barris, another charter member of the National Rod and Custom Car Hall of Fame, member of the ISCA HOF, and the leading constructor of special vehicles for film and television. The King of Kustomizers is responsible for such creations as the Batmobiles, the General Lee, the Ghostbusters Ectomobile, the Munsters’ Coach, Drag-u-la', 'K.I.T.T.' of Knight Rider fame, the Flintstones-mobile from the movie The Flintstones, and the Delorean in Back to the Future. He is also responsible for the speedster driven by Madonna in Dick Tracy plus cars from Jurassic Park and the Beverly Hillbillies. He has created personal cars for real life music superstars including the Monkees, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, and the Grateful Dead. George and Brett Barris generously donated the famous Barris crests to the Scoots project. These babies can go from Flamed to Red Hot in 4.3 seconds. Last update: 11/18/02.
LADY LUCK. Rated: Lady Luck is an Altered T built by John and Jessica Robertson from a Total Performance nostalgia kit. It's the third car in Total’s series of nostalgia T's and took 11 months to build. It has such unique features as Halibrand spindle mounts with disk brakes, Sanderson limefire headers with baffles by Mickey Lauria from the Street Rodding Hall of Fame, and a carburetor scoop from Andy Brizio, the National Rod and Custom Car Hall of Fame member and father of National Rod and Custom Car Hall of Fame charter member and member of the Grand National Roadster Show Hall of Fame, Roy “Rod Father” Brizio. Lady Luck also features a hand carved gear shift knob by Norm Grabowski, the Father of the T-Bucket. This car has been used in professional displays and publications and is also an American and Canadian show winner but it is most often seen on the street where it is a real handful. The first move is up to you, but the rest is anybody's guess. It may go left, right, or up in the air, but never straight down the road. Last update: 12/24/10.
ATTITUDE. Rated: Welcome to “Norm’s World.” Norm Grabowski is the creator of the original T-Bucket, widely recognized as a uniquely American hot rod style. First created in the early 1950's and later introduced to the public as the “Kookie” car, Norm’s car was made popular by TV shows, such as 77 Sunset Strip, and several B movies. You may have seen Norm in Darby's Rangers and Hooper and in a bunch of flicks with Frankie Avalon and that crowd that cavorted all over the Southern California beaches. You saw him in Son of Flubber and The Misadventures of Merlin Jones, Monkey's Uncle, The Happiest Millionaire and Black Beard's Ghost for Disney and in The Towering Inferno. You probably saw him too, in Life Magazine and you might have seen him in Hotrod Magazine and Street Rodder. Norm has created the wildest gearshift knob you have ever seen for Lady Luck. His comment upon completion was: “It has the right attitude.” Last update: 01/14/02.
THE HARLEY STUMBLE. Rated: The Harley Stumble is the Mighty Quick Production’s shop stool and features a pinstriped gas tank by Pinstriping Hall of Fame member Shane Syx. When that trip from the shop’s bench to your ride is just a blur, take the Harley Stumble. Chopped to 24 inches so your falls are short and the climb back on is a quick one, the Harley Stumble is the Mighty Quick Productions’ version of the Barfly 2000 and is our ride at shows and drag races around the North East. We don’t need no stinkin’ trophies. We just wanna ride it. Oops. Screwed up again. The Harley Stumble was the 2003/2004 ISCA International Class Champion, a 2002/2003 ISCA Awards Banquet display vehicle, and has been a featured barstool racer on www.barstoolracing.net. Last update: 04/29/04.
RIGGER MORTICE. Rated: Ever the trendsetters, Mighty Quick Production’s introduces the first known “loaner” big rig. If you are in town and you don’t have a ride, but still want to see the sites, borrow our loaner. Can’t drive a big rig? We’ve made it easy for you. We’ve downsized a Mack truck and left the keys in it. Please put it back where you found it when you are done. Last update: 04/08/03.
BLOODY SCARY. Rated: Bloody Scary is Mighty Quick Productions' 2003 pocket rocket and a 2002/2003 ISCA Awards Banquet display vehicle. It has been completely pinstriped by Pinstriping Hall of Fame member “Coop” Cooper. We bought it by accident, rode it for laughs, and decided to keep it. Talk about something exciting between your legs! But since it’s a little scary, we just ride it with our eyes closed. Last update: 09/05/03.
HELL MUTT. Rated: See the world from a different perspective. Stick yer head in this! TGIF (Top goes in first). But don’t let anything hang out, it may not come back with you. Hell Mutt is a limited edition Rat Fink helmet by Troy Lee, designer of race apparel, helmet paint schemes, safety equipment and accessories. His other projects include designing five concept cars for the SEMA show, one of the biggest automotive shows on the planet, painting modified helmets for the pit crew of NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon, and designing gear and customizing bikes for Sony Pictures' Charlie's Angels. Hell Mutt has a friend by TEXEFX, a nationally recognized pinstriper. Tex holds a NASCAR license and has designed and painted helmets for several Winston Cup drivers. He has done custom paint jobs on Harleys for Hollywood stars and corporate CEO’s. And then there’s the Jester and Spike, and who knows what’s next. Pick one - Insert head - Go hit something. Last update: 11/21/05.
QUICKIE: Rated: Quickie is the Mighty Quick Production’s shop truck/hearse. When you need a part fast, or wanna bury a problem in a hurry, what better way than using our supercharged skateboard? Okay, so its bigger than a skateboard, but not much! Wind it up and watch it go. There is a limerick about this one, but we can’t put it up here. Ask us when you see us. Last update: 06/03/03.
OLD BONES Rated: The need for speed stops here. On July 4, 1960, Joe Tucci of Quantico, Virginia set the A/Dragster National Record at 168.85 mph at Atco, New Jersey. This was the first National Record run sanctioned by an NHRA Divisional Championship. In the late 50's and early '60's, Joe and his partner "Nervous" Novis Pearson traveled the country with Don Garlits. They won top eliminator titles, set records, and raced "T.V." Tommy Ivo and the Green Monster. With Novis as our crew chief, we are finishing an NOS 1960 slingshot frame. It was in the rafters of a barn in Pennsylvania. Nobody wanted it enough to build it. We did and we are gonna relive the 60's with it. Watch as we build a brand new 1960 digger. Last update: 01/19/11.
COLD BONES: Rated: Okay, we’re gonna try something a little different. We matched the Old Bones dragster with a pocket bike for the 2007 season with this one. Liquid Yellow, Wingmaster wing, custom graphics. Last update: 02/24/09.
SUDDEN SPURTS Rated: From the Wally Parks National Hot Rod Association (NHRA) Motorsports Museum, this dragster was built to artistically showcase the 1960-61 Chassis Research TE:440 front engine dragster kits. Displayed in the museum for many years, this 97 inch wheelbase 1370 lb. car was capable of low 9 second et.s at 160 mph. It was originally built by Rich Riddell of R&S Machine who devoted 10 years to accumulating all of the n.o.s. parts. It is a genuine radio delete, heater delete car. We have faithfully restored the car to museum specs. Last update: 10/04/12.
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